Nifty Signatures

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Michael Douglass

Michael Douglass
Texas Networking, Inc.

"I didn't change a thing and from the moment I didn't change it,
it doesn't work anymore." -- Anonymous
  

Tyson Dowd

       Tyson Dowd           # ... `for bad programs to triumph requires only 
                            # that good programmers remain silent.' I call this 
     trd@cs.mu.oz.au        # passivity the `Silence of the Lambdas.'
http://www.cs.mu.oz.au/~trd #           - Henry G. Baker
  

Grant Edwards

-- 
Grant Edwards        | Microsoft isn't the   | Yow!  Life is a POPULARITY
Rosemount Inc.       | answer. Microsoft     | CONTEST!  I'm REFRESHINGLY
                     | is the question, and  | CANDID!!
grante@rosemount.com | the answer is no.     | 
  

Mike Ekholm

-- 
           ekholm@visi.com | http://www.visi.com/~ekholm (now up!)
           ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                   UNIX-The Swiss army knife of software
  

David E. Fox

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David E. Fox                 Tax              Thanks for letting me
dfox@belvdere.vip.best.com   the              change magnetic patterns
root@belvedere.sbay.org      churches         on your hard disk.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
  

Gary M. Greenberg

gary    /* the Sorcerer's Apprentice */

"Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?"
"Because we use vi, honey. They use emacs."
"Unless we're on the Mac. Then we use BBEdit 'cause 'It doesn't suck.'"
  

Clay Irving

Clay Irving                                        See the happy moron,
clay@panix.com                                     He doesn't give a damn,
http://www.panix.com/~clay                         I wish I were a moron,
                                                   My God! Perhaps I am!
  

Thimo Jansen

-- 
TeeJay signing off:  Avoid the Gates of Hell.  Use Linux
  

Michael K. Johnson

michaelkjohnson

"Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?"
  

William Julien


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        `-,;'              ;   ; ;           moonbeam@catmanor.com
  __...--''     __...--_..'  .;.' http://www.halcyon.com/moonbeam/pacinn
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 vi is my shepherd; i shall not font.
  

Ken Latta

   Ken Latta
   ken@kdl.sc.scruznet.com

        ****  If you're not running Linux, you paid too much.  ****
  

Eric Levenez

--------------------------------------------------------------------
Eric LEVENEZ : levenez@worldnet.fr
                 The best way to accelerate Windows is at -9.81 m/s2
--------------------------------------------------------------------
  

Ian Macdonald

-- 
Ian Macdonald (ianmacd@caliban.xs4all.nl) | "Unix is user-friendly,
Linux 2.0.30 on an i686                   |  not beginner-friendly."
  

Nigel Metheringham

[ Nigel.Metheringham@theplanet.net   -  Systems Software Engineer ]
[ Tel : +44 113 251 6012                   Fax : +44 113 224 0003 ]
[            Friends don't let friends use sendmail!              ]
  

Andrew Milleville

+---------------------------+----------------------------------------------+
| Andrew Milleville         | Out the ethernet, through the router,        |
| Dept. of Computer Science | down the fiber, off another router, down     |
| Tops Markets Help Desk    | the T1, over the firewall, through one       |
| Retail Support Specialist | last router, nothin' but Net.                |
| millevil@cs.buffalo.edu   |                                              |
+---------------------------+----------------------------------------------+
  

Don Nichols

DoN Nichols  work:nichols@nvl.army.mil (703)704-2280 
home:dnichols@d-and-d.com
Disclaimer: No statements herein are to be considered as necessarily
representing the opinions of the Department of the Army or Night Vision
Labs.
    Black holes are where GOD is dividing by zero -- (author unknown)
  

Jonathan Nicholson

| Jonathan Nicholson (jono@acme.demon.co.uk) Tel: +44 973 199 983 (Orange) |
| A computer without Microsoft and IBM is like chocolate cake without      |
| ketchup and mustard (Adapted from a cookie)                              |
  

Simple Nomad (Pseudonym)

    Simple Nomad    //  "When viewed as a metaphor for the human
 thegnome@nmrc.org  //    condition, the humble GNU C compiler
    www.nmrc.org    //         becomes an endless enigma."
  

Matthew Sams

----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Matthew Sams                | All this talk about everyone being connected
Systems Programmer          | to the Internet by the year xxxx ignores the
School of Computer Science  | simple fact that a large number of people in
McGill University           | the world are fighting for survival.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
  

Cameron Simpson

-- 
Cameron Simpson, DoD#743        cs@zip.com.au       
http://www.zip.com.au/~cs/

A friend of mine in a compiler writing class produced a compiler with one error
message "you lied to me when you told me this was a program".
        - Pete Fenelon 
  

John Switzer

John Switzer              | Ever wonder what would happen if the Mafia set
                          |   up a newsgroup and some moron spammed it?
jswitzer@limbaugh.com     |   Sigh . . . I can always dream.
        *** Access the Congressional Record at http://thomas.loc.gov ***
  

Kenneth P. Turvey

Kenneth P. Turvey <kturvey@pug1.SprocketShop.com>

IDIOT, n - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in
human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
        -- Ambrose Bierce
  

Aaron Watters

===
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count
and those who can't.
  

Vince Weaver

Vince Weaver   weave@eng.umd.edu     http://www.glue.umd.edu/~weave

I can emulate the Beta-version of every C      #include <signal.h>
program I've ever written in two lines! ->     main() {raise(11);}
  

Brad Murray

Brad Murray    * Always carry a short length of fibre-optic cable. If
Perl Geek      * you get lost, then you can drop it on the ground, wait
VSCA Founder   * ten minutes, and ask the backhoe operator how to get
Magnet Oper    * back to civilization.                     (Alan Frame)
  


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