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Michael Douglass Texas Networking, Inc. "I didn't change a thing and from the moment I didn't change it, it doesn't work anymore." -- Anonymous
Tyson Dowd # ... `for bad programs to triumph requires only
# that good programmers remain silent.' I call this
trd@cs.mu.oz.au # passivity the `Silence of the Lambdas.'
http://www.cs.mu.oz.au/~trd # - Henry G. Baker
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Grant Edwards | Microsoft isn't the | Yow! Life is a POPULARITY
Rosemount Inc. | answer. Microsoft | CONTEST! I'm REFRESHINGLY
| is the question, and | CANDID!!
grante@rosemount.com | the answer is no. |
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gary /* the Sorcerer's Apprentice */ "Why do we have to hide from the police, Daddy?" "Because we use vi, honey. They use emacs." "Unless we're on the Mac. Then we use BBEdit 'cause 'It doesn't suck.'"
Clay Irving See the happy moron,
clay@panix.com He doesn't give a damn,
http://www.panix.com/~clay I wish I were a moron,
My God! Perhaps I am!
-- TeeJay signing off: Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
michaelkjohnson "Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?"
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vi is my shepherd; i shall not font.
Ken Latta
ken@kdl.sc.scruznet.com
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The best way to accelerate Windows is at -9.81 m/s2
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home:dnichols@d-and-d.com
Disclaimer: No statements herein are to be considered as necessarily
representing the opinions of the Department of the Army or Night Vision
Labs.
Black holes are where GOD is dividing by zero -- (author unknown)
| Jonathan Nicholson (jono@acme.demon.co.uk) Tel: +44 973 199 983 (Orange) | | A computer without Microsoft and IBM is like chocolate cake without | | ketchup and mustard (Adapted from a cookie) |
Simple Nomad // "When viewed as a metaphor for the human
thegnome@nmrc.org // condition, the humble GNU C compiler
www.nmrc.org // becomes an endless enigma."
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Cameron Simpson, DoD#743 cs@zip.com.au
http://www.zip.com.au/~cs/
A friend of mine in a compiler writing class produced a compiler with one error
message "you lied to me when you told me this was a program".
- Pete Fenelon
John Switzer | Ever wonder what would happen if the Mafia set
| up a newsgroup and some moron spammed it?
jswitzer@limbaugh.com | Sigh . . . I can always dream.
*** Access the Congressional Record at http://thomas.loc.gov ***
Kenneth P. Turvey <kturvey@pug1.SprocketShop.com>
IDIOT, n - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in
human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
-- Ambrose Bierce
=== There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
Vince Weaver weave@eng.umd.edu http://www.glue.umd.edu/~weave
I can emulate the Beta-version of every C #include <signal.h>
program I've ever written in two lines! -> main() {raise(11);}
Brad Murray * Always carry a short length of fibre-optic cable. If Perl Geek * you get lost, then you can drop it on the ground, wait VSCA Founder * ten minutes, and ask the backhoe operator how to get Magnet Oper * back to civilization. (Alan Frame)
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